Fill the Bowls

(to the tune of "Deck the Halls")

Fill our bowls with freeze-dried liver,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!

Watch our noses start to quiver,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!

Please add bits of cheese and bacon,
Fa-la-la, Fa-la-la, la-la-la!

Happy wags our tails are makin',
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!

Sniff the gifts and shred the wrapping,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!

'Round the Christmas tree go FRAPping*
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!

Swipe a slurp of grandma's eggnog
Fa-la-la, Fa-la-la, la-la-la!

Then relax and be a bedhog
Fa-la-la, Fa-la-la, la-la-la!